10 Things Learned

The following is a list compiled by me and a co-worker, John Peters when we were down in Atlanta taking a training course. The list was sent to my boss, Lance Nelson.

I learned how many beers it takes to get kicked out of the Village Tavern.
How not to open a beer bottle in a door lock.
How driking liquor on a plane and then sleeping results in loud snoring.
How annoying John is after only two beers.
That bar maids don't like to be spanked on the butt.
You should never tell an Alabama Police man that he's a stupid red-neck.
That John and I can make fun of Lance for hours when drinking, but John and I can make fun of Lance for days when not drinking.
Having a hang-over is not an excuse for sleeping in class.
That John and I are having more fun making stupid lists like this than doing exercises.
We better get a plane ticket home soon because we sold ours for more beer last night.


	Top 10 things I leaned in Atlanta
	�	The following is a list compiled by me and a co-worker, John Peters when we were down in Atlanta taking a training course. The list was sent to my boss, Lance Nelson. I learned how many beers it takes to get kicked out of the Village Tavern. How not to open a beer bottle in a door lock. How driking liquor on a plane and then sleeping results in loud snoring. How annoying John is after only two beers. That bar maids don't like to be spanked on the butt. You should never tell an Alabama Police man that he's a stupid red-neck. That John and I can make fun of Lance for hours when drinking, but John and I can make fun of Lance for days when not drinking. Having a hang-over is not an excuse for sleeping in class. That John and I are having more fun making stupid lists like this than doing exercises. We better get a plane ticket home soon because we sold ours for more beer last night.